shubbabang:

i just realized this joke is really stupid 

(via edamessiah)

riseuplikeangels:

NEXT TIME YOU THINK SOMETHING SHOULD BE SIGNAL BOOSTED BECAUSE IT’S TALKING ABOUT WHAT NOT TO DO ON THE ROAD OR HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU’RE ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHECK THIS WEBSITE

BECAUSE COUGH CPR CAN KILL YOU

THE BLOODS DO NOT HAVE AN INITIATION RITUAL THAT INVOLVES KILLING EVERYONE WHO FLASHES THEIR HEADLIGHTS

AND YOU’RE A GULLIBLE GRUBLOAF WHO SHOULD BECOME VERY FAMILIAR WITH SNOPES.COM VERY QUICKLY

(via notdavestrider)

peaing:

this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute

even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute

also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute

and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute

congrats

u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs

(via meenah-call-me-fishmael-peixes)

chazzfox:

nostalgiacancer:

We as a society really need to stop romanticizing the idea of “needing” romantic partners and “not being able to live without them” because it is incredibly unhealthy and leads people to wind up in unhealthy situations of dependency or feeling dependent and not thinking to change that mindset because it seems romantic

This reminds me of SO many people I know.

(via notdavestrider)

allkillernofiller:

ISN’T IT WEIRD LIKE YOU’RE READING THIS POST AND YOU COULD BE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY OR IN THE SAME STREET AS ME BUT WE ARE ALL ON THIS WEBSITE AND WE ALL HAVE LIVES LIKE SOMEONE MAY BE FINDING OUT WHO THEIR REAL DAD IS TOMORROW OR SEEING THEIR FAVOURITE BAND OR SHAVING THEIR HAIR AND ALL THESE THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND YET WE ARE ALL JUST ON THIS WEBSITE IDK IT’S WEIRD LIKE A FOLLOWER IS A PERSON WITH THEIR OWN LIFE AND WORRIES AND EVERYTHING

(via fouracesdave)